Siheyuan: After I Get a Terminal Illness, Everyone Comes Crawling to Me

Lin Jiandong arrives in the world of Birds Crowded into the Courtyard, only to be diagnosed with a terminal illness from the start, with just three days left to live.

Just then, he awakens the Sycophant System. When the scoundrels fawn over him, he earns achievement points.

Lin Jiandong dangles a tempting reward: whoever flatters him best will inherit his estate. Once the scoundrels hear about it, they all rush to suck up to him.

Yan Bugui: "Lin Jiandong, I'll catch some fish for you to eat."

Bang Geng: "Lin Jiandong, I'll steal Xu Damao's chicken and cook it for you."

Xu Damao: "Lin Jiandong, I'll stew some chicken soup to build up your strength."

Qin Huairu: "Lin Jiandong, I'll wash your feet for you."

Silly Zhu: "Lin Jiandong, I'll introduce my younger sister as a wife for you."

The scoundrels resort to every trick in the book to curry favor with Lin Jiandong. They even start fighting, biting at each other's tails until they're covered in fur.

But in the end, they discover that Lin Jiandong doesn't die after all. He marries a beautiful wife and lives a life above the rest.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.