I Became an Iron-Eating Beast at Mushroom House and Swallowed an Anti-Tank Mine Whole

Su Chen wakes up to find himself in a bamboo grove near the Mushroom House.

He looks at his furry paws and his big, round belly.

He's actually become the national treasure of the Dragon Kingdom.

"There are anti-tank mines in the bamboo grove!"

Just as the show crew panics, the adorable, clumsy iron-eating beast strolls toward a mine.

"Awoo!"

Su Chen shakes his head. What kind of top-attack anti-tank mine is this? It's not even enough to get stuck between his teeth!

A few days later, the global military exercise begins.

America: "What the hell! Where's our GBU-57?"

"What? It got eaten? Damn, how is that possible?"

Su Chen pats his round belly and gives a sweet smile. "Hmm... Why wouldn't it be possible?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.