Sun Wugong transmigrates as Sun Wukong and awakens the Old Six System.
Fight monsters? Not a chance. He'll never fight monsters in this life.
He cuts in on Guanyin and takes the Black Bear Spirit as his junior brother, then starts living a lie-flat life.
For monsters he can beat, he opens the door and lets the bear handle them.
For monsters he can't beat:
Zhu Bajie: Second Senior Brother, we're in trouble! Master has been captured by a monster!
Sha Monk: Second Senior Brother, we're in trouble! Big Brother, Third Brother, and Master have all been captured by monsters!
Black Bear Spirit: Junior Brother Sha, keep an eye on the luggage. This old bear is off!
Guanyin: Sun Wukong, give me back my little bear!
Zhen Yuanzi: Great Sage Sun, you're really not going to eat these Ginseng Fruits? They're free!
Jade Emperor: Did that monkey's back really get crushed by Five Finger Mountain?
Tathagata Buddha: That monkey's had it rough. How about sending him a few Buddhist maidens to cheer him up?
The Two Saints of the West: Tathagata, someone sold out the Buddhist order, and you're still counting the money for him.
Daoist Hongjun: What on earth is the Buddhist order doing? How did a perfectly good calamity of the Journey to the West turn into an immeasurable calamity?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
But you told me it was only five chapters?