Poison-Handed Medicine King: I Got Poisoned from the Start

Today's Poison News morning edition: Zhao Dezhu, the kingdom's number one ruthless man, has concocted Five Poisons Powder, a poison that ranks among the top ten in sales on the "Poison Bestsellers" chart. The industry is stunned! The reviews are explosive! Poison enthusiasts everywhere love it!

"Damn it, what kind of useless System is this? From the start, it makes me poison myself!"

"Teacher, I... I've been poisoned!"

"What?" Xiao Qian, a senior apothecary, smooths the black stockings on her legs, adjusts her thick-bottomed glasses, stretches out her long legs, and comes over.

"This is Medicine King Valley. Let your teacher take your pulse! As Medicine King Valley's youngest and most beautiful senior apothecary, there's no poison I can't cure."

Zhao Dezhu blushes.

"Th-this doesn't seem appropriate! I'm the most handsome man in the northwest and southwest regions of the Eastern Xia Kingdom, as well as Sumatra, Yemen, and parts of Brunei! This really isn't appropriate! Men and women shouldn't be too familiar, after all!"

Zhao Dezhu blushes with embarrassment! He's only pretending!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.