On the Run, I Happened to Save a Police Officer's Life

"Hello, is this the police?"

"I've caught a murderer."

"My current address is..."

"What? Secure the scene?"

"Actually, I'm a murderer too. I'll wait at the scene for the police car..."

"Right, this is the eighth criminal I've caught. Have you got that down?"

"What? I can get ten years off my sentence for every criminal I catch?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.