Me! Ding Xiu! Hire Me for a Shoot, and It'll Cost Extra!

Ding Xiu transmigrates from the Ming Dynasty to the year 2000. He finds himself in a society governed by the rule of law, where killing and arson for wealth clearly won't work, so he decides to switch careers...

Jackie Chan: I really like you. I've decided to cast you as the second male lead in my next film.

Ding Xiu: Sure, but you'll have to pay more.

Jackie Chan: ...

Gao Yuanyuan: Ding Xiu has a strange charm that I just can't resist.

Liu Yifei: He gives off an intoxicating masculine energy.

iU, surrounded by a sea of flashbulbs, speaks through tears:

Senior Ding! Please don't reject my love!

Reporter: "What do you think of all the actresses in the entertainment industry professing their love for you?"

Ding Xiu: "They're quite satisfying... If you want the details, you'll have to pay more!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.