Dream of the Red Chamber Rumble

The Way of Letters flourishes, martial cultivators rule, and countless arts and myriad supernatural powers abound. Demons, monsters, ghosts, and spirits run rampant, bringing misery to the world.

Literary version: I, Jia, have studied the sages' teachings since childhood. I understand the great principles of the Spring and Autumn Annals and conduct myself as a gentleman. How could I stoop to the crude deeds of a martial brute?

Easygoing version: Sorry, I'm not picking on anyone in particular. I'm saying everyone here is trash.

Simple version: You insolent beast! How dare you act so brazenly before me? I will reveal your true form! Great Might, Heavenly Dragon, reveal yourself!

Brutal version: One punch each, one punch for each. Who's next?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.