I Am the Original Leather, Daddy Cut Off the 20Cm Steel Pipe

My name is Xingchen Sailzhou, a die-hard fan of Genshin Impact, and Mi Weibing, but my dad yelled at me and cut off a 20cm solid steel pipe on the spot! Almost died! When I awakened my powers and ran away, I discovered that the world was recovering spiritual energy, and countless original skins were awakening one after another! The Sulfuric Acid Brother, the Yellow Dog Man, the Five Emperor Beasts, the C Language Boss, the Temple Assassin... Jointly formed the Father's Worry Alliance! In order to catch his traitorous son back, my father joined the National Superpower Department and met many legendary superpower bosses. Six-year-old Zhang Cheng'en, you are too beautiful, Cai Xukun, a punch of Fa Hai and a mighty dragon, Confucius, a fan horse, and the five tiger generals of Tieba... Fight to protect the country! The whole world is recovering spiritual energy. Yuanpi, Nongpi, scarf fairies, Tieba demons, Zihuren masters, and station B Tianlong people are awakening one after another... The domestic winter is coming, and the darkness of the original gods is coming! … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.