Showbiz: It All Began When Jia Qianqian Mocked My Poetry

Name: Showbiz: It All Began When Jia Qianqian Mocked My Poetry
Author: Wholesale Cutie

娱乐：从贾潜潜喷我不会写诗开始

by Wholesale Cutie (批发可爱多)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 132k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Lin Feiyang transmigrates to Blue Star, only to discover he's taking part in a talent show.

Unfortunately, his predecessor had written a doggerel poem on the show and gotten blasted online by Jia Qianqian, the master of scatological humor.

As a tidal wave of insults from netizens crashes down on him, Lin Feiyang Awakens the face-slapping Hater System.

Jia Qianqian: "I wrote about peeing to bring out the childhood sweethearts' bond."

Onstage, Lin Feiyang writes, "A lad rides his bamboo horse to play, circling the bed with green plums in hand."

His song takes the audience by storm, and its tale of childhood sweethearts brings every viewer to tears.

Jia Qianqian: "I wrote about cucumbers as a metaphor for the loneliness in my heart."

Onstage, Lin Feiyang creates, "I pick every branch, yet none will let me rest; alone on the cold sandbar, I feel bereft."

Then his song, "Cold on the Lonely Sandbar," bursts onto the scene. Its aching tale of unrequited love and a broken bond that cannot be mended moves listeners to tears.

Years later.

Bingbing: "Mr. Lin, could you share the secret to your success?"

Lin Feiyang: "That's a long story. I suppose it all began when Jia Qianqian said I couldn't write poetry."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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