Young Heir of a Marquis's House: Why Can't I Lie Flat?

Name: Young Heir of a Marquis's House: Why Can't I Lie Flat?
Author: I Don't Eat Bird's Eye Chili

侯门世子，凭什么我不能躺平？

by I Don't Eat Bird's Eye Chili (不吃小米辣)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 14k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Dynasty Wars
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Li Xian transmigrates to Da Qian and becomes the heir to the Marquis of Dingxi.

Just as he's about to settle into a happy life of lying flat, the System warns him that he'll be dead in just a few hours!

After finally purging the Marquis of Dingxi's household of every last villain, he gets word that the emperor intends to marry Princess Wen Yao off to him.

At the thought of the royal family's strict and rigid etiquette, Li Xian feels his scalp go numb.

Please, all I want is to lie flat and slack off!

Li Xian: "I refuse!"

The emperor and Princess Wen Yao: "How dare he! Let's see what makes him think he can reject this marriage arrangement!!??"

Li Xian: "I know how to deal with the refugees in the capital!"

Li Xian: "We've had a severe drought for days. I can bring the rain!"

Li Xian: "The Hu people keep invading our borders. I have a plan to give Your Majesty peace of mind!"

Huh, this kid really does have a few tricks up his sleeve!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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