From the Start, I Dunked on LeBron James, but the Footage Was Confiscated!

In the summer of 2009, James attended the closing ceremony at a Nike training camp.

But during the game, a high schooler dunked on him repeatedly!

The crowd went wild, and James left the game just three minutes after it began.

Nike even confiscated the cameras used by the reporters at the scene!

The incident sparked an uproar, and people searched everywhere for the college student who had dunked on James and for grainy, pixelated footage recorded by spectators.

Then a video appeared on YouTube: "I'm 18, and I dunked on James!"

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