Three Kingdoms: Tell Lao Cao's Fortune, You Have to Finish the Big Pot

"... Take a look and take a look. I am Sun Wukong, the great disciple of the Supreme Lord of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land of the Immortals. Because I couldn't bear your suffering, I came down to earth to save all sentient beings. Take a look: This is the powerful pill for the imperial court that the great master extracted from the essence of yin and yang of heaven and earth and refined it for ninety-nine and eighty-one years. Take one pill to keep your body healthy, two pills to stay young, three pills to stay young, I dare not say if there are too many pills, it will make you rejuvenate and stay young forever. Now, in order to take care of new and old customers, I have a huge clearance sale with tears. No 998, no 666, just 98 and you can take it home with free shipping. Dear brothers and sisters, the quantity is limited, first come first served..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.