Honghuang: I'm Lazy Pangu, and a Little Unorthodox!

Lu Qing transmigrates into primordial chaos and is nurtured into Pangu by the Creation Green Lotus.

He doesn't want to be dismembered to create the myriad things of the Primordial World, so he drops the Four Great Treasures and takes off running.

Ding! Irreverent System bound! System points +1 trillion trillion.

After the second Pangu creates the world, Lu Qing descends into the Primordial World to collect System points.

And so, the entire Primordial World turns irreverent.

Zhunti: "Senior Brother, there's something wrong with this cushion. An invisible vajra pestle keeps springing up and poking me."

Jieyin: "You've got it easy. My cushion has ten thousand divine needles. Hang in there. This must be the Dao Ancestor's trial of our Dao Hearts!"

At the Heavenly Marriage, Dijun: "I was promised Xihe. Why is this ugly monster, the Queen Mother of the West, with a leopard's tail and tiger's teeth here instead?"

A treasure hunt on Buzhou Mountain. Taishang: "Haha, it's finally ripe! This gourd is mine!"

"Buzz!" The gourd in Taishang's arms transformed into a Calabash Brother and spat out a mouthful of black saliva. From then on, Taishang became a black man.

Zhunti tricks the Ten Golden Crows into going on an outing. Jieyin: "Junior Brother, why are these Ten Golden Crows only burning down my Mount Sumeru?"

Countless eons later, Lu Qing's ten disciples have all become Great Dao Saints...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.