The Great Xia Jing'an Bureau

After entering the inn, Ye Bai, the old man, found a secluded corner, sat down, and shouted, "Waiter, bring me some wine!"

"Coming, sir! What would you like... Sorry, guest, we're out of wine." The server had been delighted to see a customer, but when he got closer and saw this unwelcome visitor, his smile vanished at once.

"Then bring me a fish."

"We released them all."

"How about a bowl of noodles?"

"We're out of water."

"Then bring me a pot of tea."

"Are you stupid or what? We're out of water! Want me to piss in your cup? And you still want tea?" the server cursed, flying into a rage.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.