Global High Martial Arts: My Martial Arts Are Violent and Short-Tempered

Su Yu transmigrates into a high-martial world, where he discovers that his cultivation techniques can talk and have very short tempers. If someone so much as sneezes at them, they insist on poking out their eyes.

Basic Breathing Technique: "Brother Yu, your baby here holds the sun and moon in one hand and plucks the stars with the other. I've comprehended the Stellar Breathing Technique, inhaling the sun, moon, and stars, with countless stars being born and dying with every breath."

Basic Visualization Method: "I've spent recent days observing the myriad heavens and worlds, taking their essence and discarding the dross. Today, I've created the Divine Demon Visualization Method. With a single thought, flowers bloom and I destroy every enemy in the world!"

Thirteen Forms of Basic Swordsmanship: "I've slain millions of demons and gods, my sword at my waist still reeking of blood. Brother Yu, don't worry. I'll sweep heaven, earth, gods, and ghosts aside with a single strike. From now on, you can call me boss!"

One day, the Heavenly Gate opens, and countless immortals descend to the mortal realm. "The Great Elixir is ready. It's time to harvest it."

Su Yu absorbs all the spiritual energy of the Immortal Realm in one gulp, then casually swings his sword. The vast sword energy splits open the heavens, cleaving the Immortal Realm in two. "What were you saying just now? I couldn't hear you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.