I Got Zero on the Exam, So I Begged Mom to Beat Me

He gets zero on an exam from the start, then binds to a random mystery-box System and draws the ability to get beaten up??

Every time he gets beaten, he earns cash! He can become a martial arts grandmaster! He can even become an immortal!!

Heh heh, Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore. So easy!

"Mom, I got zero on my English test, but I'm feeling cocky. Please hit me!"

"Bro, lend me your girlfriend for a few days. Won't do it? Then beat me up!"

"Hey, you there! What are you staring at? Quit gawking and just hit me!"

Heh heh...

I get beaten, you get humiliated.

I'll become an immortal and ascend to heaven!!

Everyone stared at him, still full of life despite getting beaten, and was completely dumbfounded...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.