Thriller: Zhou Jie, Keep Running Your Mouth and I'll Become Invincible!

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chen Yu and Zhou Jie are chosen by a horror game.

The Yellow Springs Slaughterhouse.

Veteran horror-game player: Newbies are so pathetic! You can't even hold a knife steady!

Zhou Jie: Joke around all you want, but don't mess with your big sis Zhou!

Zhou Jie: I'm actually super brave! If I had a forty-meter blade, I'd even dare to chop up that butcher ghost over there!

System: Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Forbidden Butcher's Blade! Congratulations, your soul power has risen to the Evil Ghost rank!

Chen Yu: Well then... why don't we run thirty-nine meters first, everyone?

Zhou Jie: ???

The Horror Hospital.

Zhou Jie: It's just sewing the slit-mouthed woman's mouth shut. Who's scared? I'm not even afraid of a French kiss!

System: Congratulations, Host, you've obtained Master-Level Kissing Skills!

And so...

Slaughterhouse owner: I didn't want to get hooked either... but he offered me too much!

Cute succubus: Thanks for curing my fear of men. My cat can do a backflip. Want to come see?

Chainsaw Maniac: Believe it or not, this is the first time in my life someone has chased me with a forty-meter blade!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.