You Told Me Not to Be a Cop, So I Caught All the Thieves?

Lin Yan was born into a family of police officers. There were nine cops in his family.

After his father died in the line of duty, his family forbade him from joining the police force because he was an only child.

While pursuing a criminal one day, he accidentally activated the Vigilante System. From then on, he became the bane of criminals everywhere.

A thug who robbed a pregnant woman was chased straight into a cesspit.

“You did this to me! I'm suing you!”

The lawyer said, “Sue you for what? You fell in yourself. You robbed and seriously injured a pregnant woman. The minimum sentence is ten years.”

An old woman cursed at and slapped a traffic cop, then ran a red light and got hit.

“You hit my mom with your car! Pay up!”

The judge said, “The plaintiff is fully competent and deliberately ran a red light before being struck. The plaintiff is ordered to pay the defendant 100,000 yuan for vehicle repairs!”

He helped a soldier catch his wife cheating, and the adulterer fell from a balcony and was left paralyzed.

“The plaintiff has violated the marriage of a serving soldier and is sentenced to three years in prison!”

The thieves Lin Yan caught were left half-dead, paying compensation and working the sewing machines behind bars.

The public said, “I hope every thief gets a turn with Lin Yan first. That'll teach them!”

The cops said, “You take all the credit. We're so bored we're picking lint from our toes.”

The crooks said, “Grandpa! Spare me! I'll turn myself in!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.