Showbiz: The Old Man's Goods Won't Sell, So I Spend My Money on Them

An Xia transmigrates to a parallel world, and from the start finds himself on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. He thinks opening with a smash-hit performance of "Love Confession Balloon" will be a sure-fire success, but instead, he gets miserably saddled with an assassin of a System and bound to the Human Hardship System. Do good deeds, and you get a commemorative banner.

When his prize money comes in, the System informs him that an old man has 100,000 kilograms of unsold persimmons, and the money is whisked away in one go.

When his music royalties come in, the System informs him that an old man has 200,000 kilograms of unsold cilantro, and the money is whisked away in one go again.

When his acting fees come in, the System informs him that an old man has hundreds of cases of unsold Zhong Xuegao ice cream, and not a single drop of the money makes it to An Xia.

When the commemorative banners for An Xia's donations are revealed, officials all give him a thumbs-up, and his fans are proud to call themselves his fans.

But when banners for his donations of unsold LV designer handbags, unsold Porsche sports cars, an unsold Tan Gong mansion, and an unsold rocket launcher are exposed too, the entire internet is thrown into an uproar.

"When a child gets hungry, does he know to eat? When he's tired, does he know to sleep? When it rains, does he know to run home?"

"An Xia, come clean. When God was handing out brains, did you secretly hold up an umbrella?"...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.