At Eight, I Make the World Depressed, and a Female Streamer Exposes Me

New livestream sensation Xia Keke spots an emotional post on her eight-year-old cousin's social media while livestreaming outdoors.

“I hate the color black, yet I've fallen in love with the night...”

Xia Keke: “What's wrong, little bro?”

Jiang Chen: “You'll understand when you're my age.”

Just as everyone assumes this is a kid trying to act like a world-weary adult...

Xia Keke visits Jiang Chen's house for the show.

There, she unexpectedly discovers the secret on his computer!

“Wong Kar-wai borrowed his melancholy movie dialogue from Jiang Chen?”

“A five-million-follower heartbreak blogger has been right beside me this whole time?!”

“He's only eight, and you're telling me he's seen through the world? He even sang 'Mercury' with astonishing quality?”

“I'm so emo!”

Then they discover that “Ten Years,” “The Bottom of the Sea,” “Nocturne,” and “Sorrow” were all written by Jiang Chen!

At just eight years old, Jiang Chen is the godfather of heartbreak, making the whole world miserable!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.