Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Is Reborn and Slaps the Green Tea Qin Huairu

Silly Zhu.

A man who was thoroughly ruined by Qin Huairu, the white lotus and scheming green tea, in Beasts Fill the Courtyard.

At last,

he was reborn!

You green tea!

You tried to pull out my oxygen tube? I'll slap you first!

Don't you just love seducing men?!

I'll set you up with a sick man. Let's see what you'll use to seduce men after that!

First Master, you like conspiring with Qin Huairu, do you?

Then I'll make your twilight years miserable and leave you to rot in your house!

Second Master, you like being an official, do you?

Then I'll ruin your reputation and make sure you never get that position!

Third Master, you love money and taking advantage of people, don't you?

Since you love taking advantage of others so much, I'll let you have your fill. You even want to touch dirty money? Let's see if you still want to live!

If you're a beast, don't expect to get a single thing out of me. I'll make you all suffer!

Me, Silly Zhu!

Living another life,

I swear to become the beastliest beast of them all!

Kill gods if they stand in my way, kill Buddhas if they stand in my way!

A woman my disciple likes? I'll take her!

A perfect woman like her should of course be my wife!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.