This Anchor Has Something, but Not Much

Lin Yi, who traveled through time, went to participate in a reality show and showed off his knowledge on the first day of the show. "I personally think that the noodles should be mixed with No. 42 Concrete." "Because the length of this screw will directly affect the torque of the excavator, you know, right?" "When you smash it in, it will produce a large amount of high-energy protein in an instant, commonly known as UFO." "It will seriously affect economic development and even cause certain nuclear pollution to the Pacific Ocean and the charger." "Furthermore, based on this Pythagorean theorem, you can easily infer that the artificially raised Tojo chicken has the ability to capture wild trigonometric functions." ... After watching the live broadcast, netizens said, "It's really awesome if you don't listen to the content." "He seems to understand everything, and Yu seems to understand nothing." "Both the educated and the uneducated fell silent." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.