Livestream Fortune-Telling: I'm Really Not Scamming Anyone, Just Talking Nonsense

Rich man: "Master, can you tell me how my finances are looking lately?"

Zhang Wuwang: "Forget your finances for now. You've got a bit of green over your head..."

Boy: "Master, what do you think my love life will be like?"

Zhang Wuwang: "Your mom wants you to come home and donate bone marrow."

Young woman: "Master, can you tell me how my love life is looking?"

Zhang Wuwang: "Uh, would you believe me if I said your boyfriend already has a kid?"

Young man: "Master, can you tell me what my fate is like?"

Zhang Wuwang: "Little brother, I see a jail sentence in your future!"

Then Zhang Wuwang called the police.

Now that's a crime. Wanted fugitives even dare to come into my livestream for fortune-telling. My days are getting more and more prison-worthy.

Let's welcome our next victim... Ahem, our next kindred spirit!