I Picked Up a Wild Wife! You Call This Wilderness Survival?

Lin Yi: This is my first day surviving in the wilderness. I'm parched and starving. I have to find a source of water.

This is the water-finding method passed down from my ancestors. Its design is so profound and complicated that it nearly disappeared from the world.

But as the most handsome survival expert around, I've inherited it perfectly!

To use this method, I need an ancient divine artifact: a wild rock. I'll throw it to scout the way!

Wow, look! A crate of wild Nutrient Express drinks!

Now that I've eaten my fill, I feel a little lonely. At times like this, a person's faith becomes especially important.

Wow, what's that? A wild woman!

Viewers: Holy crap, you scoundrel, let go of our Dami!

Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your lottery prize is: Master-Level Guitar Playing.

You rotten System! I'm trying to survive, and these are the skills you give me???

Lin Yi: Surviving in the wilderness with a superstar is simple and dull. Here's "Dongfeng Po" for everyone!

Viewers: ...

Bro, this is survival, not your own personal wilderness concert!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.