There's Something a Little Wrong with My System

Ever since his family went bankrupt, Su Cheng has gone hungry day after day.

Then one day, a "Making a Scene" System comes to him.

This System seems to have something seriously wrong with it.

It pauses dramatically while speaking, and never answers when you talk to it.

If its rewards weren't so generous, I'd pull out your power cord!

From then on, Su Cheng spends every day acting shamelessly outrageous and provoking people.

At Yu Hua's new-book signing, he praises Mo Yan.

In front of Zhou Shufen, he puts on a dinosaur costume and dances wildly.

He even sings "Are You OK" right in front of Lei Jun.

Everyone: "Are you crazy?"

I don't want to, either, but the rewards are just too good.

Su Cheng: "Sorry, but for the System's rewards, I'll have to offend you all!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.