I'm Not Bragging

What? You actually said I was bragging? I am familiar with Marxism-Leninism, and have been the class monitor for six years in primary school, a top student in junior high school, and a teacher's assistant in high school. I help the old lady cross the street when I go home, and remember to flush when I go to the toilet. I am such a pillar of the country with both ability and political integrity, but you actually call me bragging. I can't stand it anymore. Come over here and I'll give you twice as much! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.