I Open a Restaurant in Journey to the West, and the Monsters Cry as They’re Eaten

Lin Fan binds himself to the Strongest Monster-Eating System and opens a monster-eating restaurant in Journey to the West.

He never expected that an ordinary bowl of vegetarian noodles made with White Bone Spirit bone broth would attract Sun Wukong, who was protecting Tang Sanzang on his pilgrimage west to fetch the scriptures.

From that moment on, Journey to the West went completely off the rails.

The four masters and disciples became waiters.

The Buddhist sect was utterly dumbfounded.

What could they do? Dishes made from monsters were not only delicious beyond compare, they could also bring diners to sudden enlightenment on the spot and grant them all kinds of supernatural abilities!

Tang Sanzang: “If I’d known there was such exquisite food in the world, why would I have become a monk or gone to fetch scriptures?”

Sun Wukong: “The immortal arts I spent years painstakingly cultivating are nothing in the face of the boss’s cooking!”

Yang Jian: “Here’s the bill. I’ve already comprehended five eyes. I have to comprehend a sixth!”

Guanyin: “We’ve eaten nearly all the monsters along the pilgrimage route. Should we release another batch?”

Tathagata: “All those countless years I lived before were wasted. It’s truly heartbreaking!”

The Jade Emperor: “If you know they were wasted, hurry up and eat! Stop it, don’t you dare snatch my dried white-haired rat!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.