The Square Dancers Were Keeping Everyone Awake, So I Bought Ten Speakers to Blast Them Back

The square dancing is disturbing the neighbors, and asking them to stop doesn't work?

I'll buy ten speakers and blast them right back. Let's see whose music is louder!

The company demands mandatory overtime?

I'm quitting! Pay me every last cent of my overtime wages!

There's a spoiled brat and an irresponsible parent?

I won't let you get away with it! Correcting your mistakes is your responsibility. My job is to send you somewhere you can learn to do it!

Someone's stealing food deliveries?

How about a super-insanely-spicy pizza?

What do you mean I did it on purpose? I just like spicy food. Is that a problem?

There's always someone rude and inconsiderate in this world. That's when you have to stand your ground.

Sorry, I don't care what it costs. I just want to let off steam!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.