Siheyuan: I Snatch Qin Jingru, and Become the Big Boss

Li Jun, a programmer at a major tech company, dies suddenly and transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard, where he becomes an ordinary resident of the courtyard.

His parents were decorated martyrs, and they left him a two-bedroom apartment.

The sharp-tongued Jia Zhangshi covets it and tries to claim it for herself, so he slaps her flying.

Li Jun ignores the pack of animals filling the courtyard.

Having died once already, he decides to lie flat and live like a couch potato in the 1960s.

If he can sit instead of standing, he'll sit. If he can lie down instead of sitting, he'll lie down.

He only wants to live a quiet life of his own.

But first things first: he needs to get a wife. Otherwise, he'll have to do all the laundry, cooking, cleaning, and everything else himself.

That's too much work.

So Li Jun gets to Qin Jingru before anyone else can.

He settles into the role of the neighborhood big shot and enjoys a retired life of doing nothing but ***** and fishing.

He sits back and watches the courtyard's troublemakers fight among themselves...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.