You Won't Give Me the Scriptures? Is It Really So Wrong to Blow Up Spirit Mountain?

The Primordial World, after the Investiture of the Gods.

Li Changle, a Right Military Guard of the Great Tang, places third in the imperial martial arts tournament. Who knew he'd be assigned to escort the monk on his pilgrimage?

Li Changle knows full well that the journey to the West is almost certain death. Just as he begins to despair, the "Balanced Duel System" binds to him and activates!

And so begins a very different Journey to the West!

The Primordial World's fifty-fifty powerhouse makes his debut!

When Li Changle stomps to death an immortal's mount and attendant who descended to the mortal world to cause trouble, he's called "that fiend."

When Li Changle fights the Great Bodhisattva Guanyin for three hundred rounds without either side gaining the upper hand, the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms call him "fellow Daoist."

When Li Changle blows up Mount Ling, and everyone goes to the Zixiao Palace to ask Patriarch Hongjun to intervene...

Patriarch Hongjun emerges from the Zixiao Palace with a bruised and swollen face and says, "What's wrong with Patriarch Changle blowing up Mount Ling?!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.