Genshin Impact: I'm a Hilichurl, and I Crush the Heavenly Principles

There's a running joke in Genshin Impact: when someone's wish is strong enough, an exclamation mark appears over their head, and a blond stranger dressed in foreign clothes comes to help.

Qiu Qiuren lost his guaranteed five-star to Diluc while pulling, and was so mad he wanted to transmigrate to Teyvat for revenge. Instead, he caught the attention of Lumine.

"I'm the Traveler, Lumine. I've received your wish. Now I'll become a System and take you to Teyvat."

"Once it's done, remember to pay me one million Primogems!"

What kind of start is this?! His golden finger hasn't even arrived, and he's already a million Primogems in debt for the ticket?!

Fine, he can pay that off eventually. But turning him into a real Hilichurl is taking things too far, isn't it? A player of the original monsters?!

Venti: "There's a Hilichurl passed out over there. Why don't we..."

Zhongli: "Is that so? This is the first I've heard of it, too."

Ei: "Inazuma Shines Eternal!"

Qiu Qiuren: "Ei, darling, don't mess around. That milky-sweet slash of yours could barely cut a melon."

Arataki Itto: "You want to cut my melon, is that it?!"

Ei's face turned crimson after her Musou no Hitotachi was caught. "Fine! I'll move into your Teapot, you shameless rascal!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.