Siheyuan: I Leave the Monastery to Avenge Myself and Summon Rong Momo

I am the monk Huijing, though my given name is Li Daxiang! In life, I never sought enlightenment. I just loved being wicked enough to smoke. When someone wanted to hang themselves, I'd hand them the rope. When someone stood at a cliff's edge, I'd give them a push.

Now I've returned to lay life and come back home to the courtyard. Ten years ago, you ruined my family! Now, I have come to subdue demons!

On the surface, I am a nationally certified projectionist, compassionate and kind! But in truth, I have a summoning power granted by the Bodhisattva System!

Summoning my aunt, Rong Momo!

Bang Geng breaks into my home to steal? Rong Momo: Just you wait, I'll stick you full of needles!

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and rolls on the ground? Rong Momo: Hold her down, I'll give her a few pricks!

Summoning my uncle-in-law, Su Daqiang!

Silly Zhu: Dad, you're back!

Yi Zhonghai: Da Qing, how could you come back!

Su Daqiang: Silly Zhu, your dad's old now. Can't you buy me a place to live? Can't you have Qin Huairu look after my meals and daily needs?

Summoning my older cousin, An Jiahe!

Deaf Granny, as my older cousin's wife, your twilight years are sure to be happy!

An Jiahe is committing domestic violence...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.