Simulating Genshin Impact, I Return to Longguo Two Months Later!

I'm in Genshin Impact, and in two months I'll return to the Dragon Kingdom, bringing three local specialties with me. These can include, but aren't limited to, Genshin Impact characters, provided they give their consent!

At the same time, Lin Kong can use the System to post for help on Bihu and simulate the answers!

In the end, he can keep three answers that succeed in the simulations!

The three great specialties of Teyvat? I'm not convinced unless there's Ganyu-brand coconut milk!

I, Coral-brand caviar, challenge you to a duel!

Does Yoimiya-brand bandaging tape not count anymore?

If I had Qiqi, I wouldn't need to turn on the air conditioner in summer, right?

Um... does the Dodoco Evil King's shield count?

Through interactions in the simulated scenarios, the joke-loving netizens gradually get emotionally wrecked, or get so sweetly moved that they want to splash Lin Kong awake.

Two months later, netizens even find Lin Kong's address and show up at his door to deliver razor blades!

But the person who opens the door to accept them is actually...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.