Siheyuan: I'm a Veterinarian, and I Treat Every Kind of Defiance

Zhao Jianmin transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan and becomes an old veterinarian. He activates the Blessed Grotto-Heaven System and receives a beginner's gift: a longevity pill. Already laid in his coffin, he takes the pill and climbs back out. The Siheyuan's beasts are scared out of their wits.

Granny Deaf: "Old Zhao, I think we'd make a fine couple. Want a companion?"

Jia Zhangshi: "Bah! You're so shameless, with dirt practically up to your neck! I'm his one and only baby!"

Lou Xiao'e: "Uncle Zhao, can you treat infertility?"

Zhao Jianmin: "I've got plenty of clinical experience with that!"

The three uncles: "When it comes to acting your age, we admit we're no match for you!"

Xu Damao exclaims: "Holy crap, the old man's come back to life! A man stays young at heart until the day he dies!"

Zhao Jianmin: "Damao, you're not using it anyway. Why not get it snipped? Cut it off and be done with it for good!"

Granny Deaf asks him for the secret to longevity.

Zhao Jianmin: "To stay healthy and live a long life, smoke, drink, and eat fatty meat. Stay up late, get up late, and don't exercise. Make friends with plenty of women."

The tiger may be old, but he's still fierce. The older I get, the younger I feel. I, Old Zhao, really want to live another 500 years...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.