This Anchor Is a Bit Depressed, but I Want to Watch It!

Traveling through the parallel world, Chen Ju became an 18th-tier young anchor. Faced with the inspirational quotes all over the street, it's chicken soup for brainwashing! He found the traffic password and decided to become a depression anchor. Affectionate Licking* Question: "Are you saying that I shouldn't spend my savings and sell the house for the girl I love so much?" Chen sentence: "No, I mean you sold less. You should also sell the brain stem." Chicken Soup Fans: "Life is not just about the present, but also about poetry and distance." Chen sentence: "Have you ever thought that poetry is other people's poetry, the distance is other people's distance, and only... Poverty is your own!" Fans were stunned. How should I put it, this anchor is a little depressed, but he still wants to listen! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.