From the Start, I Livestream a Black Hole for Sale, and the Whole Internet Is Stunned

After entering a parallel world, Mo Chen activates a livestream sales System.

During his very first livestream, he puts a black hole up for sale, leaving the entire internet stunned.

But even bigger surprises are still to come.

Cherry Blossom Country's commander-in-chief: Today was the darkest day of my life. We lost 0 to 5, mainly because the streamer supplied our opponents with high-tech shoes.

Apple: Due to a chip shortage, production of the iPhone 16 has been suspended indefinitely. We are willing to pay five times the price for the streamer's 1-nanometer lithography machine.

Terminally ill patient: The streamer's immunotherapy cured my cancer. I'm grateful to the streamer, and to your ancestors for eight generations! No, I mean, I'm grateful on behalf of all eight generations of my ancestors!

News media: This is the greatest day in history. The streamer has become the first person to reach Mars. He says he and his antigravity craft will visit every planet in the solar system! The Sun included!

Humanity: Please, stop selling things! Now you can even buy planetary battleships, and gene serums are already up for preorder. What, the two-dimensional foil is available too?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.