I Told You to Livestream Sales, Not Make Prophecies!

Xu Yang transmigrated into this world and joined an outdoor livestream shopping show, never expecting to unlock a golden finger: the ability to see through the past and look down upon the future.

Xu Yang: "Miss, step aside. The pipe on that manure truck has cracked."

Passerby: "F***."

Viewer: "Hey, why are you cursing right out of the gate?"

Viewer: "And the streamer isn't much better. How can he talk like that?"

Xu Yang just smiled without a word.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang. The manure truck's pipe burst, spraying half a load of its contents everywhere. The passerby took the brunt of it.

Viewer: "Holy crap."

Viewer: "???"

Viewer: "I can smell it through the screen."

After that,

Xu Yang went on to predict several more things.

A bank robbery. A car scam targeting a police vehicle.

These things seemed impossible, yet they really happened.

Viewer: "Holy crap."

Viewer: "???"

Viewer: "Streamer, can you predict tomorrow's lottery numbers?"

Xu Yang: "Don't rush me. Let me take a look."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.