Fellow Daoist, Wait! You Have to Drink This Milk

Lu Youwei transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes an unaffiliated cultivator with no backing.

He panics, of course. The cultivation world is incredibly cruel, and the slightest slip could cost him his life and cultivation.

Just then, the Jinx System activates. If he jinxes someone to death, there's a chance he'll obtain their talents and treasures.

"Fellow Daoist, please wait! I see a glow between your brows. That's a sign of great fortune!"

Lu Youwei catches sight of an unparalleled prodigy and showers him with praise. Before long, the prodigy suddenly drops dead.

"Fellow Daoist, please wait! I see three thousand miles of purple aura around you. You're about to ascend to immortality!"

Lu Youwei jinxes a powerful cultivator who's on the verge of ascending. Before long, the man is struck dead by a bolt of heavenly lightning.

"Fellow Daoist, please..."

"Get lost, you ****ing jinx!"

With no other choice, Lu Youwei becomes a peacemaker. He tells everyone, "Fellow Daoist, harmony should come first in all things," and whoever he tries to persuade ends up dead.

And so, thanks to the System, Lu Youwei jinxes his way to a bright future!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.