My Master Told Me to Avoid Women, but Women Keep Coming to Me

After transmigrating, Lu Yu became the owner of the only gym in a parallel world. With nothing better to do, he took on a few disciples and taught them for fun...

Who could have guessed his disciples would disappoint him so badly? They were good for nothing but making trouble, and one after another they ended up in prison. Having to clean up their messes was bad enough, but they even attracted a whole string of troublesome romantic entanglements for him...

Looking at his disciples' jealous little faces, Lu Yu was at his wit's end. "It's not that your master is acting improperly for his age and trying to steal your girlfriends. I've got clingy little plasters stuck to me that I can't shake off, all right?"

Eldest disciple: "Master, you're not acting improperly for your age. You're stealing the woman I love."

Second disciple: "Master, you have to treat my goddess well, or I'll be heartbroken..."

Third disciple: "Master, I'm leaving mother and daughter in your care. It's a two-for-one deal, so you're getting a bargain..."

Lu Yu was speechless. "Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, a two-for-one deal?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.