Livestream Fortune-Telling: Wow, You're Really Headed for Prison

"Dai Xiaomei's viewer, what would you like me to tell your fortune about? Romance, wealth, destiny, misfortune, and so on are all fair game."

"Master, since they don't believe I've got a 36D bust, can you tell me that?"

Zhou Tian nodded. "Sure."

"Then there's one more thing... Tell me when I'll get my period. I haven't had it for several months."

The livestream chat was stunned...

"So you started stealing from your own workplace. First, you took artifacts to sell, and now you're conspiring with others to rob a tomb tonight!" Zhou Tian said, his expression turning very stern.

The viewer who'd been wandering around and playing in the water went pale, as if Zhou Tian had hit the nail on the head. But he still stubbornly protested, "Streamer, don't make things up. I don't do anything illegal."

The other viewers in the chat started chiming in again.

"That's a serious offense, buddy. Your life is getting more and more sentence-worthy. You had a good thing going, but now you're getting into shady business."

"That's a serious offense, buddy. Your good times are over. Time to start over, with your head shaved bald."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.