Three Kingdoms: the First Keyboard Man of Han Dynasty

Ye Hua traveled through time and obtained the troll system. I am very familiar with the fact that I can become stronger just by spraying others. "This is Cao Mengde, the northern overlord." "Hey, wife harvester? I heard that you are arranging seventy-two doubtful tombs for yourself recently. You and I are leaving here to open blind tombs!" "This is..." "You don't need to introduce me to this one. He has green beard and purple eyes. Hefei God of War, Sun Shiwan." Liu Bei: "Ye Hua, don't be irrational." "A mat weaver and shoe seller, are you teaching me how to do things?" If I don't squirt your shit out today, you will be considered clean. Ye Hua: If my lord can accept Lu Bu as his adopted son, Sima Zhao as the prime minister, Zhong Hui as the general, Zhang Song as the envoy, Jiang Qian as the lobbyist, Huang Gai as the internal correspondent, Cen Hun as the confidant, Shi Changshi as the supervisor, Pan Feng as the vanguard, Gou An transports grain, Ma Su guards the throat, Mi Fang guards the pass, Guo Tufengji as the military advisor, and Xia Houen as the personal guard, why worry about the uncertainty of the world? Liu Bei:...... Zhuge Liang: Master is becoming less and less human. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.