Three Years on the Journey West, and I Ate Every Monster Along the Way

Tang Shan accidentally transmigrates into a crumbling version of Journey to the West and becomes Tang Sanzang, the Buddhist sect's chosen pilgrim!

In his first month after transmigrating, Sanzang awakens the Bandit System. All he has to do is check in to obtain skills.

But there's a bug in these skills: they can only be used on Sun Wukong.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully checked in at Chang'an City. Reward: one carton of Huazi cigarettes!

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully checked in at Two Boundary Mountain. Reward: one kerosene lighter and a set of Pegasus Meteor Fist techniques. Special restriction: can only be used on Sun Wukong.

Tang Monk: The Tathagata won't hand over the scriptures, and Guanyin wants to join in too? Then let's fight!

Sun Wukong: Keep an eye on the horse, or I'll break your legs!

Zhu Bajie: Is this your first day as a monster? Don't you know that monsters without a weapon get bullied?

Wukong: Buddha, want a cigarette?

Monster: Come on, kill me and give Elder Tang a show!

Tang Monk: You're still young. How is thirty million enough? Make it fifty million, and you can go back to your old home in the Quicksand River. You'll never have to worry again!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.