I Got Caught in the Rain, So No One Gets to Use the Umbrella I Never Got

This book is also known as: Want to Crush Me Morally? Find Me First! I've Been Rained On, So I'll Tear Up Everyone Else's Umbrella Too. This Streamer Is a Sneaky Menace, Impossible to Jail!

Wang Ziming is a very hospitable fellow. When someone comes to visit, he welcomes them warmly: "Can you drink? Then drink with yourself."

When a relative's brat carelessly scratches his car, he turns around and demands ten million in compensation!

Online trolls turn into haters and condemn him? He puts on a pair of suspenders and performs a round of "You Are So Beautiful" right there on the spot!

He orders takeout and finds a gecko in the food, but the restaurant manager refuses to admit it? He serves up a three-in-one combo of the market regulator, the tax bureau, and the court!

"You're already here! It's New Year's! He's just a child! Why hold a grudge against a kid?"

Wang Ziming replies: I got locked up for a few days after beating up the hooligans who bullied girls. How could you miss out on that wonderful experience?

Into the slammer, all of you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.