Uncle Jiu Offers Me Incense, So I Teach Him How to Crush Female Ghosts!

Gu Nie transmigrates into a world of zombies. Who could have guessed he would die in the womb, becoming a spirit child who perished before birth?

What now? A hell-level difficulty setting from the start?

Fortunately, Gu Nie successfully activates the Fortune-Incense Offering System!

Offer incense to grow stronger. You offer incense, I grow stronger!

Ren Fa: After offering incense every day, I feel refreshed. I don't know why, but even my father, who's turned into a corpse, looks more handsome!

Qiusheng: If you want to get stronger, offer incense first. Master, I've mastered Maoshan Taoist arts in no time at all!

Wencai: Master, I don't mean to put you down, but thanks to offering incense, I've already mastered several divine abilities!

Uncle Jiu: You get stronger by offering incense? Are you sure you're not pulling my leg?

Shi Jian: I never imagined my Lightning Fist would be the lowest-level spell in the Great Immortal's eyes.

Zhang Zhiwei: The Luotian Grand Ceremony is being held exclusively for the Great Immortal.

Gu Nie: I've got a way to make money in the human world. The risks are a little high, but the profits are huge. Fortune favors the bold. You offer incense, I grow stronger. Once it's done, we'll split it three-seven: three for you, seven for me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.