System, I Don't Want to Live Off a Woman Anymore!

The plot is absolutely ridiculous. If you don't like it, come at me!

Me: "System, I really don't want to work hard anymore! Just erase me, already."

System: "Host, don't do anything rash. I'll activate the Live-Off-Others VIP program for you right away..."

Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have been bound to the strongest people of this age. From now on, you can relax and live off them!

Sub-Host: "That idiot won't cultivate. What does that have to do with me?!"

System: "Resistance detected from the Sub-Host. Thunder Tribulation warning!"

Sub-Host: "No, no, stop! Damn it, you idiot! Where are you? Get out here and let me live off you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.