Journey to the West: I Just Transmigrated, and the Jade Emperor Wants Me to Wreak Havoc in Heaven

From the start, he transmigrates to the Celestial Court and becomes the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

The Jade Emperor and all the various deities are gathered together.

Fang Chen feels the pressure.

From then on, he begins wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court.

Fang Chen: Erlang Shen, hand over your Howling Celestial Dog so I can make soup out of him.

Erlang Shen cries: Bro, once it's cooked, can you save me a bowl of soup?

Fang Chen: Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, I'm building a mansion. Let's take apart your pagoda and use the materials for construction.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, streaming with tears: No problem. Once the mansion's built, can Nezha stand guard for you?

Fang Chen: Taishang Laojun, I want to raise goldfish. Lend me your Eight Trigrams Furnace to use as a fish tank, would you?

Taishang Laojun: Uh, sure! Do you have any fish yet? If not, I'll go ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for some goldfish from her lotus pond. They're spirit pets with powers that reach to the heavens and penetrate the earth.

The deities of the Celestial Court really can't take it anymore.

Great Sage: Why don't you go protect Tang Monk on the Journey to the West?

Fang Chen: Set the Jade Emperor up with me and have him marry off the Seven Fairies to be my wives, and I'll go.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.