Wasteland: I Told the System That It Will Be Done Next Time!

After killing a mouse that was bigger than a cat with a hammer, Yu Xiaoli accidentally obtained an inexplicable system in the wasteland. From then on, I hunted, mined, built houses, ran schools, taught classes, and became a teacher. My life was enjoyable, except that the system would occasionally twitch: "Ding! The opponent's talent has been randomly selected: Bragging Level 10!" Yu Xiaoli: "... Haha, are you kidding me?" "Ding! The mission has been started: guess what the mission is?" Yu Xiaoli: "... I guess your grandma! Do you think I will hit my head and die with you??" "Ding! Congratulations on starting the hidden mission: simple bad breath, ultimate enjoyment! Please say to ten people within 24 hours: Listen to me and thank you. I can't eat rice after seeing you. Do you accept it now?" Yu Xiaoli: "... Next time, next time I will..." "Ding!..." Yu Xiaoli collapsed: "Shut up!" What a sin! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.