Siheyuan: The Northwest Hammer King and His Ball-Headed Beauty Wife

After transmigrating to the Siheyuan, he has a lovely wife with a round head: Qin Xiulian.

Ashamed of how poorly he'd treated his wife, Chen Shaoan decides to turn over a new leaf.

But Xiulian falls seriously ill, with only a hundred days left to live.

He binds himself to the Northwest Hammer King Roleplay System.

Every successful performance earns him half a day of life!

Earn 100 yuan, and he gets ten days of life!

When scoundrels come looking for trouble, he activates "An Eye for an Eye."

Kill or cripple them, and he can earn up to five years of life for each one!!!

Chen Shaoan narrows his eyes.

Xiulian, don't worry. I won't let you die!

Come on, you scoundrels! For my wife, I'll take on as many of you as it takes!

Though their life grows ever better, their daily routine stays the same:

"Xiulian, you're too good to me. I have to give you a good pounding too!"

"All right, go ahead!" Xiulian says, sweetly pleased.

Shaoan, when you laugh, I laugh with you;

whatever makes you cry, I'll wipe away your tears.

But I can't walk the rest of this life with you.

Meeting you in this life has made me so happy.

If there's a next life, I'll marry you again, all right...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.