Roommate's Dad, Please Go Easy on Me

Chen Shi catches the wave of transmigration and becomes a transmigrator, too.

But this isn't how transmigration is supposed to work!

Why isn't the System's choice in my hands? Why is it in my roommate's?

Choose your next response:

1. "Who are you pretending to be, some enlightened master? You're just a womanizer. Quit putting on airs in front of me, you poser." Reward: the strongest sacred meridian, the Heaven-Piercing Divine Meridian.

2. Beg him to take you as his disciple. Reward: a mid-grade spirit meridian.

3. Offer a casual explanation. Reward: one bucket of peanut oil.

After a few drinks, his good-for-nothing roommate decisively picks option one and directly challenges the big shot.

Chen Shi can only beg silently: "Dad, please go easy on me. Don't play me to death!"

This world is messed up. There are male sect leaders who fancy men, effeminate senior brothers, a masochistic saintess from the foremost righteous sect... Even the options are absurd, and somehow the most outrageous one is always the right choice.

Once Chen Shi learns the truth, tears stream down his face.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.