Too Emotionally Intelligent: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Say More

Netizen: "I like any girl as long as she's pretty!"

Bai Yi: "Funny thing is, every girl I like happens to be pretty!"

Viewer: "Nobody wants me anymore. Nobody cares about me. I'm so sad!"

Bai Yi: "If one day nobody wants you, come find me. I know a few human traffickers."

One day, Bai Yi was being interviewed on a show.

"What sound does a cat make?" "Meow~"

"What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa~"

"And a dog?" "Are you there? Are you asleep? Don't stay up late. Remember to eat on time. Don't ignore me, and..."

The whole internet: "Bro, you have such a way with words. Say more!"

P.S. Hilarious, upbeat, and full of positive energy! Solving crimes and sharing knowledge, with plenty of brainpower!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.